Read Part 1 here. Sorry for not posting Part: 2 in a long time. Here it is now.
The Star Spangled Banner
A disappointed guy in the Big Apple is searching for sites that have the Wii in stock online. He checks Amazon and obviously it isn’t in stock. He checks Bestbuy and RadioShack. 
RadioShack had it instock but he hates buying expensive bundles. He drives to the nearest Bestbuy and, OMG he sees a Wii in stock. He sprints towards the Wii unaware that a another guy is ready to tackle him. They get in a big brawl and he wins. He goes to the cashier and the cashier with jealous eyes is plotting how he could get that Wii from him. The cashier glaring eyes races out of the store and returns with a AK-47. As he tries to shoot the guy, the SWAT team behind him take him down and arrests him. The manager of the store comes, apologizes and offers him the Wii for free. The guy shocked thanks the manager and runs out of the store, into his car where he goes to his nice quiet house playing Wii Sports.
Disclaimer: None of this really happened in the guys local BestBuy.
